Ron Escapes!

Ron escaped from the band of rogue disco fans on Saturday night. The Intrepid Weather Babe delivered the ransom, a near mint copy of a Saturday Night Fever vinyl LP and a disco ball complete with motor. What the Disco fans didn't know is that the Intrepid Weather Babe hid a copy of The Rolling Stones single Street Fighting Man in the sleeve. Ron was forced to play DJ for these crazed disco fans late into Saturday night. Suddenly Ron played the Stones' single and as the disco fans put their hands to their ears, grimaced in pain and writhed on the floor, Ron made his way out of the warehouse where he was being held hostage. Authorities were called and all of the disco fans that held Ron hostage were apprehended and are being held on various charges - the biggest charge being "having very poor taste in pop music." Ron's Picks will return next week.